EPIPHANY ALERT !!! Put on your tin-foil hats (side note: I have actually hoarded tin-foil for hat making, since “THE MAN” has been able to effectively halt the production of said foil and convinced the uninformed public that aluminum foil is “just like tin-foil but better”, it is not!! Aluminum foil does not block corporate brain control waves like tin based foil.). In an epiphany moment the other day, the brain fog cleared a little to allow me to put together a convoluted, yet plausable reason for all the crazy weather we have been having of late. All I’ve been hearing, or seeing, or reading, or experiencing the weather of late (and the lame explanations and “high tech” CGI graphs and maps presented to us by the corporate tool news-weather anima-droids),seems to correlate with some other events: Record setting storm damages (lightning strikes, massive tree falls, floods, straight line high winds, sub-tornado wind speed property damage), The almost surgical strikes on the power grid (followed by the unusually long repair times), and the televised ads by COMED (Constant Outages More Expected Daily) for State and or Federal funding to upgrade the power grid to a Smart-Grid (current estimate for this is conservatively placed at 1.6 GAZZILION dollars).
Have the corporate over-lords found a way to control the weather in a way, to impact the voting public’s comfort, into pressuring our legislators to push through emergency funds (A.K.A. “Ass-Dollars”, ‘cuz that’s where the $’s are pulled from!), or is this a precursor to the 12/21/2012 Apocalypse, or just a bad set of events that will eventually straighten out?
Final thought: Was the Y2K scare just a Beta test for 12/21/2012 and all these events are just a way for us to stock pile for the end (read this as: spend money), and if the end doesn’t arrive on time, what will the return policy be for MRE’s, generators, etc.?
For now: Keep those hats on tight! Remember that being paranoid doesn’t mean someone isn’t watching you!!
I hope we can control the weather!
We are all just riders on the storm, (a nod to The Doors and Jim Morrison)