{"id":116,"date":"2011-08-11T08:47:44","date_gmt":"2011-08-11T13:47:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.unwelcomedcompany.com\/?p=116"},"modified":"2011-09-01T08:17:42","modified_gmt":"2011-09-01T13:17:42","slug":"proper-terminology","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/unwelcomedcompany.com\/?p=116","title":{"rendered":"Proper terminology"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Lesbovines<\/strong>: When you drive by a herd of milk cows, and see one cow mounting another, those are <strong>Lesbovines.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Dykylists:<\/strong>\u00a0 Two women, holding hands while riding bicycles in the &#8220;Gay Pride Parade&#8221; are most likely <strong>Dykylists.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Skrod:<\/strong>\u00a0Not a fish, but the past-pluper perfect conjugation of <strong>Screw<\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Cat-tilingus: <\/strong>When sleeping, your pet cat sleeps on your face.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Bigamist: <\/strong>Large fog over Italy.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Innuendo: <\/strong>Placement location for Italian style suppositories.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Lesbovines: When you drive by a herd of milk cows, and see one cow mounting another, those are Lesbovines. Dykylists:\u00a0 Two women, holding hands while riding bicycles in the &#8220;Gay Pride Parade&#8221; are most likely Dykylists. Skrod:\u00a0Not a fish, but &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/unwelcomedcompany.com\/?p=116\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-116","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-thoughts"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/unwelcomedcompany.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/116","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/unwelcomedcompany.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/unwelcomedcompany.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unwelcomedcompany.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unwelcomedcompany.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=116"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/unwelcomedcompany.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/116\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":134,"href":"https:\/\/unwelcomedcompany.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/116\/revisions\/134"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/unwelcomedcompany.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=116"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unwelcomedcompany.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=116"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unwelcomedcompany.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=116"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}