{"id":139,"date":"2011-09-22T08:10:45","date_gmt":"2011-09-22T13:10:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.unwelcomedcompany.com\/?p=139"},"modified":"2011-09-22T08:30:03","modified_gmt":"2011-09-22T13:30:03","slug":"139","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/unwelcomedcompany.com\/?p=139","title":{"rendered":"Health care"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;so I thought I would try going to a different type of doctor for my health care, a doctor that tries to cure my ills and pain with something other than pills and chemicals the doctors\u00a0prescribe on the suggestion and $$$ incentives of the major\u00a0pharmaceutical\u00a0companies. I thought I would try a doctor that practices homeopathic medicine, using natural herbs and the body&#8217;s own healing powers. Unfortunately I misread the Dr.&#8217;s ad and wound up going to a practitioner of the &#8220;Homophobic&#8221; regimen, that is, when I would tell him I had a certain ache or\u00a0symptom of a possible health issue, his answer was: <strong><em>What are you complaining about? you gay or something?\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;so I thought I would try going to a different type of doctor for my health care, a doctor that tries to cure my ills and pain with something other than pills and chemicals the doctors\u00a0prescribe on the suggestion and &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/unwelcomedcompany.com\/?p=139\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15,3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-139","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humorwtf","category-thoughts"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/unwelcomedcompany.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/139","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/unwelcomedcompany.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/unwelcomedcompany.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unwelcomedcompany.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unwelcomedcompany.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=139"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/unwelcomedcompany.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/139\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":144,"href":"https:\/\/unwelcomedcompany.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/139\/revisions\/144"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/unwelcomedcompany.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=139"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unwelcomedcompany.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=139"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unwelcomedcompany.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=139"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}