Proper terminology

Lesbovines: When you drive by a herd of milk cows, and see one cow mounting another, those are Lesbovines.

Dykylists:  Two women, holding hands while riding bicycles in the “Gay Pride Parade” are most likely Dykylists.

Skrod: Not a fish, but the past-pluper perfect conjugation of Screw.

Cat-tilingus: When sleeping, your pet cat sleeps on your face.

Bigamist: Large fog over Italy.

Innuendo: Placement location for Italian style suppositories.

 

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