Author Archives: Red_Horn

…Do as I say, not as I do…

Posted on October 7, 2011 at 08:59 by Red_Horn

(…scene opens as our hero steps up and mounts the soapbox podium..wait for it…and… ACTION!…) Our “Concerned Elected Officials” in their drive to provide for the good of their “Flocks”(A.K.A us), since we can’t make good decisions, inform us through speeches … Continue reading →

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Health care

Posted on September 22, 2011 at 08:10 by Red_Horn

…so I thought I would try going to a different type of doctor for my health care, a doctor that tries to cure my ills and pain with something other than pills and chemicals the doctors prescribe on the suggestion and … Continue reading →

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Libya, Freedom, Democracy, yea!!!

Posted on August 31, 2011 at 19:44 by Red_Horn

Now that Gaddafy Duck is on the run for his life, the rebels (sorry, freedom fighters) are in control, and NATO is considering them their new BFF’s. The new boys in charge are making the kind of statements that bring … Continue reading →

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Sasquatch thoughts

Posted on August 21, 2011 at 11:27 by Red_Horn

Sasquatch, Yeti, Big Foot, Creature from Boggy Creek, etc… Many different names, very similar descriptions, many separate cultures, and a time line that stretches hundreds if not thousands of years. Is Sasquatch real? Countless books, articles, movies, documentaries, eye witnesses, Cryptozoologists … Continue reading →

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Thoughts

Posted on August 15, 2011 at 21:13 by Red_Horn

Taste: How good does something have to taste, for a Proctologist to say “it’s finger lickin’ good!“? Do lesbian frogs think they taste like chicken?

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Proper terminology

Posted on August 11, 2011 at 08:47 by Red_Horn

Lesbovines: When you drive by a herd of milk cows, and see one cow mounting another, those are Lesbovines. Dykylists:  Two women, holding hands while riding bicycles in the “Gay Pride Parade” are most likely Dykylists. Skrod: Not a fish, but … Continue reading →

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Red Neck vamps

Posted on August 8, 2011 at 07:16 by Red_Horn

When Red Necks are turned into vampires, do they normally have only 1 fang? and how do they chew tobacco with fangs?

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CORN FEST

Posted on August 8, 2011 at 07:13 by Red_Horn

Corn Fest 2011  What a great meal!!! Dinner prepared by Chef Keith of Che’ Straka , Gurnee. Everything was Corn themed, Corn Chowder (sweet and yummy) followed by corn griddle cakes topped with “Crem” (I’m not sure of spelling, but … Continue reading →

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Sailing adventure redux

Posted on August 1, 2011 at 07:39 by Red_Horn

Looking forward to a high seas adventure tomorrow with Captain Kitty A.K.A. Jillian, on Bang’s Lake. Brushing up on proper etiquette by watching Errol Flynn movies (Sea Hawk and Capt. Blood), still having trouble with lingo. Asking the “Powers That … Continue reading →

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Vegan Zombies

Posted on July 29, 2011 at 06:48 by Red_Horn

When a Vegan is turned into a Zombie, does is shuffle about, with out-stretched, quivering, rotted arm on a quest for sustenance, moaning repeatedly: Cauliflowers…Cauliflowers

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