Monthly Archives: July 2011

Vegan Zombies

Posted on July 29, 2011 at 06:48 by Red_Horn

When a Vegan is turned into a Zombie, does is shuffle about, with out-stretched, quivering, rotted arm on a quest for sustenance, moaning repeatedly: Cauliflowers…Cauliflowers

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Mental Farts from my Catholic indoctrination

Posted on July 29, 2011 at 06:36 by Red_Horn

On Nuns: you can kiss a nun, you just can’t get into “The Habit” On Brothers: how can you trust a man who lives with other men, can’t have a relationship with a woman, wears a housecoat all the time, … Continue reading →

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Proper Etiquette (disambiguation)

Posted on July 28, 2011 at 07:59 by Red_Horn

There is so much strife in the world today, I believe this can be attributed to a downward spiral of civility (or the lack of) in people and governments around the world toward their fellow humans. Maybe some of these … Continue reading →

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Up-coming sailing adventure

Posted on July 26, 2011 at 06:51 by Red_Horn

Avast and heave to matey! Looking forward to tomorrow’s high seas (Bangs Lake, Wauconda) adventure with the dreaded Captain Kitty (Jillian). A chance for me to play Lt. Dan to Jill’s Forrest Gump and practice my seamanship (insert giggles here … Continue reading →

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Weather/The Man/Hidden Agenda/Epiphany

Posted on July 26, 2011 at 06:31 by Red_Horn

EPIPHANY ALERT !!! Put on your tin-foil hats (side note: I have actually hoarded tin-foil for hat making, since “THE MAN” has been able to effectively halt the production of said foil and convinced the uninformed public that aluminum foil … Continue reading →

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Rating people using the R/C scale

Posted on July 23, 2011 at 08:18 by Red_Horn

This is a guide to plan your actions, to right perceived wrongs, bring justice to the unjust, serve up a cold plate of revenge, check off points on your “bucket list” or justify acting on your own paranoia. I don’t … Continue reading →

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Childhood, how I got here

Posted on July 22, 2011 at 06:10 by Red_Horn

My grammar school (St. Gertrude’s, Franklin Park,IL) was so tough that the teachers (members of the Sisters of St. Francis) weren’t just “Nuns” but “Nunjas”, and the crossing guards were all members of SWAT !

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Paranoid thoughts

Posted on July 21, 2011 at 06:29 by Red_Horn

What SPF level sunscreen would be needed to enable a vampire to be in direct sunlight? Would it make the vamp look like a Mime? Are the vamps already doing this? How can this be checked? Has anyone ever seen … Continue reading →

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Knowledge

Posted on July 21, 2011 at 06:05 by Red_Horn

Education is either painful or expensive, it’s the only way we learn.

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Parameters of Actions

Posted on July 19, 2011 at 07:28 by Red_Horn

Some guides for my actions: Organization, proper lubrication, and never giving anyone a straight answer!  

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