Category Archives: Thoughts

…Do as I say, not as I do…

Posted on October 7, 2011 at 08:59 by Red_Horn

(…scene opens as our hero steps up and mounts the soapbox podium..wait for it…and… ACTION!…) Our “Concerned Elected Officials” in their drive to provide for the good of their “Flocks”(A.K.A us), since we can’t make good decisions, inform us through speeches … Continue reading →

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Health care

Posted on September 22, 2011 at 08:10 by Red_Horn

…so I thought I would try going to a different type of doctor for my health care, a doctor that tries to cure my ills and pain with something other than pills and chemicals the doctors prescribe on the suggestion and … Continue reading →

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Sasquatch thoughts

Posted on August 21, 2011 at 11:27 by Red_Horn

Sasquatch, Yeti, Big Foot, Creature from Boggy Creek, etc… Many different names, very similar descriptions, many separate cultures, and a time line that stretches hundreds if not thousands of years. Is Sasquatch real? Countless books, articles, movies, documentaries, eye witnesses, Cryptozoologists … Continue reading →

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Thoughts

Posted on August 15, 2011 at 21:13 by Red_Horn

Taste: How good does something have to taste, for a Proctologist to say “it’s finger lickin’ good!“? Do lesbian frogs think they taste like chicken?

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Proper terminology

Posted on August 11, 2011 at 08:47 by Red_Horn

Lesbovines: When you drive by a herd of milk cows, and see one cow mounting another, those are Lesbovines. Dykylists: Two women, holding hands while riding bicycles in the “Gay Pride Parade” are most likely Dykylists. Skrod: Not a fish, but … Continue reading →

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Mental Farts from my Catholic indoctrination

Posted on July 29, 2011 at 06:36 by Red_Horn

On Nuns: you can kiss a nun, you just can’t get into “The Habit” On Brothers: how can you trust a man who lives with other men, can’t have a relationship with a woman, wears a housecoat all the time, … Continue reading →

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Proper Etiquette (disambiguation)

Posted on July 28, 2011 at 07:59 by Red_Horn

There is so much strife in the world today, I believe this can be attributed to a downward spiral of civility (or the lack of) in people and governments around the world toward their fellow humans. Maybe some of these … Continue reading →

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Weather/The Man/Hidden Agenda/Epiphany

Posted on July 26, 2011 at 06:31 by Red_Horn

EPIPHANY ALERT !!! Put on your tin-foil hats (side note: I have actually hoarded tin-foil for hat making, since “THE MAN” has been able to effectively halt the production of said foil and convinced the uninformed public that aluminum foil … Continue reading →

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Paranoid thoughts

Posted on July 21, 2011 at 06:29 by Red_Horn

What SPF level sunscreen would be needed to enable a vampire to be in direct sunlight? Would it make the vamp look like a Mime? Are the vamps already doing this? How can this be checked? Has anyone ever seen … Continue reading →