Monthly Archives: August 2011
Libya, Freedom, Democracy, yea!!!
Now that Gaddafy Duck is on the run for his life, the rebels (sorry, freedom fighters) are in control, and NATO is considering them their new BFF’s. The new boys in charge are making the kind of statements that bring … Continue reading
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Sasquatch thoughts
Sasquatch, Yeti, Big Foot, Creature from Boggy Creek, etc… Many different names, very similar descriptions, many separate cultures, and a time line that stretches hundreds if not thousands of years. Is Sasquatch real? Countless books, articles, movies, documentaries, eye witnesses, Cryptozoologists … Continue reading
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Thoughts
Taste: How good does something have to taste, for a Proctologist to say “it’s finger lickin’ good!“? Do lesbian frogs think they taste like chicken?
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Proper terminology
Lesbovines: When you drive by a herd of milk cows, and see one cow mounting another, those are Lesbovines. Dykylists: Two women, holding hands while riding bicycles in the “Gay Pride Parade” are most likely Dykylists. Skrod: Not a fish, but … Continue reading
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Red Neck vamps
When Red Necks are turned into vampires, do they normally have only 1 fang? and how do they chew tobacco with fangs?
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CORN FEST
Corn Fest 2011 What a great meal!!! Dinner prepared by Chef Keith of Che’ Straka , Gurnee. Everything was Corn themed, Corn Chowder (sweet and yummy) followed by corn griddle cakes topped with “Crem” (I’m not sure of spelling, but … Continue reading
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Sailing adventure redux
Looking forward to a high seas adventure tomorrow with Captain Kitty A.K.A. Jillian, on Bang’s Lake. Brushing up on proper etiquette by watching Errol Flynn movies (Sea Hawk and Capt. Blood), still having trouble with lingo. Asking the “Powers That … Continue reading
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