Up-coming sailing adventure

Avast and heave to matey! Looking forward to tomorrow’s high seas (Bangs Lake, Wauconda) adventure with the dreaded Captain Kitty (Jillian). A chance for me to play Lt. Dan to Jill’s Forrest Gump and practice my seamanship (insert giggles here ‘cuz I said “Semen”, perv…). Planning on treating fellow boaters on the lake with all the respect of a Somalian pirate