Category Archives: creatures of the night

Sasquatch thoughts

Posted on August 21, 2011 at 11:27 by Red_Horn

Sasquatch, Yeti, Big Foot, Creature from Boggy Creek, etc… Many different names, very similar descriptions, many separate cultures, and a time line that stretches hundreds if not thousands of years. Is Sasquatch real? Countless books, articles, movies, documentaries, eye witnesses, Cryptozoologists … Continue reading →

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Red Neck vamps

Posted on August 8, 2011 at 07:16 by Red_Horn

When Red Necks are turned into vampires, do they normally have only 1 fang? and how do they chew tobacco with fangs?

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Vegan Zombies

Posted on July 29, 2011 at 06:48 by Red_Horn

When a Vegan is turned into a Zombie, does is shuffle about, with out-stretched, quivering, rotted arm on a quest for sustenance, moaning repeatedly: Cauliflowers…Cauliflowers

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Paranoid thoughts

Posted on July 21, 2011 at 06:29 by Red_Horn

What SPF level sunscreen would be needed to enable a vampire to be in direct sunlight? Would it make the vamp look like a Mime? Are the vamps already doing this? How can this be checked? Has anyone ever seen … Continue reading →

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